Now here’s some possible good news: The Muppets might return to television! Oh, now I KNOW that’s going to bring back some memories for a lot of people. I know I’ve got lots of good memories about the muppets and everything about them. What cool songs. I was just listening to munuh munuh the other day…
Popularity: 22% [?]
If you say the word “black” to describe something that is the color formerly known as black, you may be fired. No, you don’t have to say it in a mean way. Nope, the person who you’re talking to doesn’t even have to be offended. Instead, today, if ANYONE HEARS YOU, who decides to be “offended,” you’re fired.
I’m not sure how we’re supposed to describe things. Things that you can say now that will get you fired:
They just paved my road with BLACKtop.
Those sure are some BLACK clouds up there.
I’m not going in that water, it’s BLACK.
The suspect has long, greasy, BLACK hair.
I just bought a new BLACK shirt.
Which logo do you like better, the BLACK one or the white one?
See that person over there, the one with BLACK skin?
I’d like to join the BLACK political caucus.
Government today is so worthless, it’s beyond words to describe it. And yes, it was government that decided to fire someone because they were overheard describing a black person as, well, as black person.
Popularity: 20% [?]
What if a Chinese rebel pulled off the biggest practical joke in history, and nobody got it?
In contrast to architect Paul Murdoch’s dirty trick (trying to plant a terrorist memorial mosque on the Flight 93 crash site), Zhang Yimou’s trick at the Beijing Olympics was moral, beautiful, and hilarious.
In case you missed it, the Beijing closing ceremony was an extended dramatization of the sexual act, ending with the fertilization of an egg.
Here is a still image of the final tableaux. After the circle of a thousand yellow-clad egg-girls has finally been penetrated by the couple hundred bouncing sperm-boys, the sperms rush to the center to form the nucleus of the fertilized egg, while the egg girls spread out to form the albumen:
Popularity: 22% [?]
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