Ogre’s Politics and Views

If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal

If you have more toys than your kids

If you need a checklist to turn on the TV

If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name

If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work

If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight

If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you rush up to the front to fix it

If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary

If you have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already

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So, for those of you good and loyal readers who have been paying attention, you know that Ogre’s vacation has ended. However, I’m writing this now, before he leaves on vacation, just in case. You see, as of this writing, the plans include a 12-hour drive home yesterday, Sunday. And yes, he still has to show up for work at 7am today. So there’s a chance that he won’t have time to update this between driving all day and Monday morning. If he has time, this message will disappear. If you are reading this, however, he didn’t quite get to it yet. Don’t worry, later on today there should be some great commentary on things he saw the last two weeks and other news!

And thank you again for stopping along.

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