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A Few Ponderings

From GM (with my responses):

Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. But it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Duh. Government. They collect taxes on anything.

What disease did cured ham actually have?

You do not want to know. Then again, why do you care? After all, it’s been cured!

Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

Maybe because they woke up every two hours? When I hear people say that, I apologize to them. That really confuses them.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

Yes.

No.

Wait, do YOU want to be the policeman who pulls them over?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

Because all his cash for ACME products was via government grants to “invest” in the local desert economy. He bought dinner once, but the IRS audited him. Why do you think he lives in a cave now?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If it did, we’d have an AWFUL lot more morality around today.

Oh come on, smile! It’s not that bad (despite the daily loss of freedoms).

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Basic Economics for Obama

Now I am fully aware that Obama thinks that he is smarter than me. I also realize that the vast, vast majority of Obama supporters also believe he is smarter than they. But most of his ideas have not only been tried before, but they have been absolutely catastrophic to freedom and capitalism — which, I believe, is his entire point. But, for those who might want to direct the Obama supporters to a little reality-based math, here’s a quick bit about how economics works. I’ll try and keep the math simple.

Company A sells Widgets. It costs company A money to make widgets. In a typical week, they pay their 10 employees $5.85 an hour for 40 hours of work. That’s $2,340 is direct labor costs (I know there’s more, but I’m trying to keep it simple). They also have to pay $1,660 to buy supplies to make their widgets (and other expenses). In a typical week, their company produces 200 widgets. That means it costs them $20 for each widget they make. Since there is a lot of competition for widgets, they sell their widgets for just $20.50. That gives the company a total “profit” of $100 each week.

Have I lost anyone yet? It’s the price they sell the widget minus the cost it takes to make the width that equals profit.

Now Obama wants to raise the minimum wage to $9.50 an hour. What will happen at our widget company?

The costs to create the widgets now rises. Their 10 employees now cost $3,800 to pay (instead of $2,340). Their suppliers also have to pay increased wages, so the supplies now cost more too — $2,695 instead of $1,600 (an increase at the same rate as wages). So under Obama’s plan, it now costs $6,495 to make the exact same 200 widgets. If they continue selling widgets for $20.50, they only collect $4,100 — losing over two thousand dollars a week. So they cannot do that. What do they do?

Each company will have a few options. If they want to continue making money, they must adjust. They can raise the price of widgets. If they raise the price of widgets to $33.00 (up from $20.50), they will earn $105 a week. And in economic circles, that’s less than before because the profit on the investment has lowered percentage-wise. And of course, if you had been paying $20.50 for widgets and the price jumped to $33, you likely wouldn’t buy the widgets (meaning they’d have to raise the price even more to make up for lost sales).

The next option the company has is to attempt to reduce costs. They cannot reduce how much the employees are paid, but they can reduce the number of employees. If the company fires 5 employees (half their workforce) and somehow makes the remaining employees (who are now fearful for their job) work 50% harder, here’s the numbers:
Employee costs: $1900; Supplies: $2695; Net Widgets: 150 Widgets; Cost to manufacture each: $30.60. They still need to charge $31 to continue to make money.

Another option the company has is to reduce the widgets. They can make them smaller. They can make them cheaper. They can make them from a plastic that breaks more easily. In that way they can cut their supplier cost (ensuring other people are unemployed). Let’s say they cut those costs by 50%. Now we’re to $1347 in supplier costs. That still leaves the cost of making widgets at $21.64. They now charge $22.50 for a net profit each week of around $100. But keep in mind that they have less employees and are making an inferior (or smaller) product. And those that are still employed are now scared to death that they will be fired next.

So by raising the minimum wage, Obama will increase unemployment and he will ensure prices of everything will rise. He will also increase fear in the working class. Then again, I honestly believe that is what he desires — because then he can make more people dependent on government. That’s “change” all right.

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Another Lawsuit Lottery Winner!

Today’s congratulations go out to Heather Grow of Cincinnati, OH. Heather is the most recent winner in the lawsuit lottery. She has been awarded the current unlimited cash prize of $20 million. Her lawyer will claim about $12 million, but she still gets $8 million tax-free winnings just for entering.

And as a side note, we’d like to thank all you working people who have provided the cash for this prize through increased medical costs. When you complain your insurance costs are too high, feel free to ask Ms. Grow for some cash because she’s loaded now and you’re not.

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Guard the Borders: Panic in Postville

Panic In Postville

By Nancy Matthis at ADMC

The Federal immigration raid last Monday in Postville, Iowa evoked all the stereotypical dramas — illegal aliens, identity theft, stolen Social Security cards, underage workers, worker abuse, a drug lab, a local school system burdened with illegal Hispanic children, a Protestant (mostly Lutheran) small town co-opted by Jewish business interests, Jewish businessmen skirting the law to turn an extra buck, a Catholic church offering sanctuary, an American labor union pitted against the Jewish businessmen who were hiring the cheaper illegal labor, a clash between two US government agencies with competing jurisdiction, pandering politicians scrambling to collect points with the Hispanic vote, liberal sympathizers supporting illegals in suing the government, foreign consulates sticking their noses in, protests that the civil rights of these criminal invaders have been violated and finally the WaPo putting a liberal spin on the news.

It is the stuff of opera, but this plot would be difficult to stage, because there are so many sub-themes that an audience could not follow the action. Ditto for the American public, trying to follow this in the mainstream news media that omit relevant background out of political correctness.

Illegal Aliens

Last Monday, on May 12 at 10 AM in the morning, federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents raided the world’s largest kosher meat packing plant, located in Postville, Iowa. From the Waterloo/Cedar Falls Courier:

Federal agents converged on the grounds of the Agriprocessors meat-packing plant in Postville at 10 a.m., rounding up Hispanics on investigations of identity theft, use of stolen Social Security cards and for people in the county illegally. As many as 300 people were arrested….

The raid by agents from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement was the largest such operation in Iowa history, said Matt M. Dummermuth, U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Iowa.

He said the raid at the Agriprocessors Inc. plant was part of an investigation that started in October and came after months of planning. Agriprocessors is the world’s largest kosher meatpacking plant….

Underage Workers

Prior to the ICE raid, the Iowa state labor department served a subpoena on the local school district for student information. From The Des Moines Register:

School officials in early April were served with a 21-point subpoena from Iowa Division of Labor Services seeking the records of Postville middle and high school students and information about some school employees, the district’s superintendent said.
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Thom Goolsby Withdraws from NC House Race

A press release from a guy with class:

WILMINGTON – Thom Goolsby, a well-known Wilmington attorney, withdrew from the race for the 18th District seat in North Carolina House of Representatives today. Goolsby, a Republican, stated that he was “satisfied that integrity has been restored to the representation of New Hanover and Pender Counties”.

Goolsby’s announcement comes in the wake of the defeat of an imprisoned Thomas Wright in the May 6th Democratic primary for the 18th House District. Representative Sandra Spaulding Hughes was victorious with 75% of the vote, followed by Hollis Briggs’ 15% and Wright’s 10%.

“My entry into this race was never about me,” Goolsby said. “I was the only Republican willing to file for this office. As a result, had Thomas Wright won the Democratic primary, he would have still faced me in the general election. I would have been all that separated the people of our district from being represented by him. Now that he has been expelled from the Legislature, tried and convicted of multiple felonies, imprisoned and defeated in the Democratic primary, my service is no longer necessary,” Goolsby stated.

Goolsby signaled that he would likely run for elective office at some point in the future. He remarked that he will keep a close watch on the redistricting process’s impact on heavily Democratic House District 18, which has recently been the subject of a landmark case involving gerrymandering and the Voting Rights Act.

After contacting Representative Hughes and Mr. Briggs to convey his intentions and to thank them for having the courage to oppose Thomas Wright, Goolsby formally withdrew his candidacy at the New Hanover County Board of Elections.

Very nicely done.

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