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10 Pushups For A Doughnut

This came to me from GM Roper:

There was a certain Professor of Religion named Dr. Christianson, a studious man who taught at a small college in the western United States. Dr. Christianson taught the required survey course in Christianity at this particular institution. Every student was required to take this course his freshman year, regardless of his or her major. Although Dr. Christianson tried hard to communicate the essence of the gospel in his class, he found that most of his students looked upon the course as nothing but required drudgery.

Despite his best efforts, most students refused to take Christianity seriously.

This year, Dr. Christianson had a special student named Steve. Steve was only a freshman, but was studying with the intent of going on to seminary for the ministry. Steve was popular, he was well liked, and he was an imposing physical specimen. He was now the starting center on the school football team, and was the best student in the professor’s class.

One day, Dr. Christianson asked Steve to stay after class so he could talk with him. ‘How many push-ups can you do?’
Steve said, ‘I do about 200 every night.’
‘200? That’s pretty good, Steve, ‘ Dr. Christianson said. ‘Do you think you could do 300?’
Steve replied, ‘I don’t know…. I’ve never done 300 at a time.’
‘Do you think you could?’ again asked Dr. Christianson.
‘Well, I can try,’ said Steve.
‘Can you do 300 in sets of 10? I have a class project in mind and I need you to do about 300 push-ups in sets of ten for this to work. Can you do it? I need you to tell me you can do it,’ said the professor.
Steve said, ‘Well… I think I can…yeah, I can do it.’
Dr. Christianson said, ‘Good! I need you to do this on Friday. Let me explain what I have in mind.’

Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the room. When class started, the professor pulled out a big box of donuts. No, these weren’t the normal kinds of donuts, they were the extra fancy BIG kind, with cream centers and frosting swirls. Everyone was pretty excited it was Friday, the last class of the day, and they were going to get an early start on the weekend with a party in Dr. Christianson’s class.

Dr. Christianson went to the first girl in the first row and asked, ‘Cynthia, do you want to have one of these donuts?’

Cynthia said, ‘Yes.’

Dr. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, ‘Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Cynthia can have a donut?’

‘Sure!’ Steve jumped down from his desk to do a quick ten. Then Steve again sat in his desk. Dr. Christianson put a donut on Cynthia’s desk.

Dr. Christianson then went to Joe, the next person, and asked, ‘Joe, do you want a donut?’

Joe said, ‘Yes.’

Dr. Christianson asked, ‘Steve would you do ten push-ups so Joe can have a donut?’

Steve did ten push-ups, Joe got a donut. And so it went, down the first aisle, Steve did ten push-ups for every person before they got their donut. Walking down the second aisle, Dr. Christianson came to Scott. Scott was on the basketball team, and in as good condition as Steve. He was very popular and never lacking for female companionship. When the professor asked, ‘Scott do you want a donut?’

Scott’s reply was, ‘Well, can I do my own push-ups?’

Dr. Christianson said, ‘No, Steve has to do them.’

Then Scott said, ‘Well, I don’t want one then.’

Dr. Christianson shrugged and then turned to Steve and asked, ‘Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Scott can have a donut he doesn’t want?’

With perfect obedience Steve started to do ten push-ups.

Scott said, ‘HEY! I said I didn’t want one!’

Dr. Christianson said, ‘Look!, this is my classroom, my class, my desks, and these are my donuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don’t want it.’ And he put a donut on Scott’s desk.

Now by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. He just stayed on the floor between sets because it took too much effort to be getting up and down. You could start to see a little perspiration coming out around his brow.

Dr. Christianson started down the third row. Now the students were beginning to get a little angry.

Dr. Christianson asked Jenny, ‘Jenny, do you want a donut?’

Sternly, Jenny said, ‘No.’

Then Dr. Christianson asked Steve, ‘Steve, would you do ten more push-ups so Jenny can have a donut that she doesn’t want?’

Steve did ten….Jenny got a donut.

By now, a growing sense of uneasiness filled the room. The students were beginning to say, ‘No!’ and there were all these uneaten donuts on the desks.

Steve also had to really put forth a lot of extra effort to get these push-ups done for each donut. There began to be a small pool of sweat on the floor beneath his face, his arms and brow were beginning to get red because of the physical effort involved.

Dr. Christianson asked Robert, who was the most vocal unbeliever in the class, to watch Steve do each push up to make sure he did the full ten push-ups in a set because he couldn’t bear to watch all of Steve’s work for all of those uneaten donuts. He sent Robert over to where Steve was so Robert could count the set and watch Steve closely.

Dr. Christianson started down the fourth row. During his class, however, some students from other classes had wandered in and sat down on the steps along the radiators that ran down the sides of the room. When the professor realized this, he did a quick count and saw that now there were 34 students in the room. He started to worry if Steve would be able to make it.

Dr. Christianson went on to the next person and the next and the next. Near the end of that row, Steve was really having a rough time. He was taking a lot more time to complete each set.

Steve asked Dr. Christianson, ‘Do I have to make my nose touch on each one?’

Dr. Christianson thought for a moment, ‘Well, they’re your push ups. You are in charge now. You can do them any way that you want.’ And Dr. Christianson went on.

A few moments later, Jason, a recent transfer student, came to the room and was about to come in when all the students yelled in one voice, ‘NO! Don’t come in! Stay out!’ Jason didn’t know what was going on.

Steve picked up his head and said, ‘No, let him come.’

Professor Christianson said, ‘You realize that if Jason comes in you will have to do ten push-ups for him?’
Steve said, ‘Yes, let him come in. Give him a donut.’

Dr. Christianson said, ‘Okay, Steve, I’ll let you get Jason’s out of the way right now. Jason, do you want a donut?’

Jason, new to the room, hardly knew what was going on. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘give me a donut.’ ‘Steve, will you do ten push-ups so that Jason can have a donut?’

Steve did ten push-ups very slowly and with great effort. Jason, bewildered, was handed a donut and sat down.

Dr. Christianson finished the fourth row, and then started on those visitors seated by the heaters. Steve’s arms were now shaking with each push-up in a struggle to lift himself against the force of gravity. By this time sweat was profusely dropping off of his face, there was no sound except his heavy breathing; there was not a dry eye in the room.

The very last two students in the room were two young women, both cheerleaders, and very popular.

Dr. Christianson went to Linda, the second to last, and asked, ‘Linda, do you want a donut?’

Linda said, very sadly, ‘No, thank you.’

Professor Christianson quietly asked, ‘Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Linda can have a donut she doesn’t want?’

Grunting from the effort, Steve did ten very slow push-ups for Linda.

Then Dr. Christianson turned to the last girl, Susan. ‘Susan, do you want a donut?’

Susan, with tears flowing down her face, began to cry.. ‘Dr. Christianson, why can’t I help him?’

Dr. Christianson, with tears of his own, said, ‘No, Steve has to do it alone; I have given him this task and he is in charge of seeing that everyone has an opportunity for a donut whether they want it or not. When I decided to have a party this last day of class, I looked at my grade book. Steve here is the only student with a perfect grade. Everyone else has failed a test, skipped class, or offered me inferior work. Steve told me that in football practice, when a player messes up he must do push-ups. I told Steve that none of you could come to my party unless he paid the price by doing your push ups. He and I made a deal for your sakes.’

‘Steve, would you do ten push-ups so Susan can have a donut?’

As Steve very slowly finished his last push-up, with the understanding that he had accomplished all that was required of him, having done 350 push-ups, his arms buckled beneath him and he fell to the floor.

Dr. Christianson turned to the room and said, ‘And so it was, that our Savior, Jesus Christ, on the cross, plead to the Father, ‘Into thy hands I commend my spirit.’ With the understanding that He had done everything that was required of Him, He yielded up His life. And like some of those in this room, many of us leave the gift on the desk, uneaten.’

Two students helped Steve up off the floor and to a seat, physically exhausted, but wearing a thin smile.

‘Well done, good and faithful servant,’ said the professor, adding, ‘Not all sermons are preached in words.’

Turning to his class, the professor said, ‘My wish is that you might understand and fully comprehend all the riches of grace and mercy that have been given to you through the sacrifice of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He spared not His only Begotten Son, but gave Him up for us all, for the whole Church, now and forever. Whether or not we choose to accept His gift to us, the price has been paid.’

‘Wouldn’t you be foolish and ungrateful to leave it lying on the desk?’

Popularity: 30% [?]

Colorado Welcomes Sexual Predators

If you are a sexual predator that likes to look at young, naked children, you are WELCOME in Colorado. The state is opening their doors to you. In fact, they have made it completely legal for you to walk into any public locker room or public rest room (including the local elementary schools) and have a look around. No, it doesn’t matter what sex you are or which locker room you enter. I’m not making this up. If a 50-year old man wants to walk around in the changing room of the local junior high school, they can without any fear of punishment from the government.

Oh, and if you happen to be the father of a girl who is being watched in the local theater’s restroom by a pervert and you touch that pervert for gawking at your 8-year old daughter, the state will fine you $5,000 and throw you in jail for a year — and that’s in addition to likely assault charges.

No, there is no freedom left in this country. If you have a child, you are clearly unwelcome in the state of Colorado. You can be sure there is no way I will go there. Oh, and the citizens? No, they have no say in this matter. This decision has been made by Those Who Know Better. Get out while you can.

Popularity: 28% [?]

TX Government and FLDS

So, the kids are supposed to be returned to their families. No, there’s ZERO mention of any punishment for anyone who did anything wrong. In fact, I’d bet cash that every member of the Texas government involved with the unlawful kidnapping and detention will get a raise next year. Anyone want to bet?

Meanwhile, the parents still wait for their families to be reunited. I hope they’re not holding their breath. And there’s no telling how destroyed their children are after being forcefully taken from them by the state for a period of time. Maybe the kids were under this guy’s care. Maybe they were forced to have destructive vaccinations against their will. I bet some were forced into classrooms where they did not want to be. Perhaps they were “exposed” to other religions forcefully. And gee, look at the lastest news this morning — if the parents don’t sign over various rights to the government, the government has now decided they won’t let the unlawfully held children go free. Okay, I’ll go ahead and say it. This judge should be removed from the bench at least, and held accountable if there were justice. The supreme court just ruled the children SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN TAKEN. Judge Barbara Walther says, “Gee, no, I don’t think so. I’m going to keep them as long as I personally feel.” I think it’s time for some old-fashioned frontier justice. Maybe “Judge” Walther will only understand overwhelming force.

This is an absolute travesty. A large number of bureaucrats in Texas SHOULD BE IN JAIL. They won’t be, however, and this case just continues to clearly illustrate — if you do something, ANYTHING in the name of government, you are completely and totally immune to laws. You are above the law and will not be punished. And the message is completely clear: the government is the enemy to free people, and leading the charge, the worst of the enemy, is the child “protective” services.

Popularity: 25% [?]

Friday Feast #191

Well, I had been forgetting to do these lighter posts on Fridays. I remembered them because Raven posted one. So I headed on over to the Friday Feast site, only to find that the chef is on vacation! Well, since I missed last week’s feast, I figure it’s okay for me to post last week’s feast today! Hooray!

Appetizer: What is the nearest big city to your home?

What’s “big?” Do you mean “big” as in population? Does it mean the tallest building? Maybe the fattest building? And which “home?” My hometown? The town I grew up in? The town I live in now? And what if my home is in a big city? This question is a tough one!

Soup: On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how well do you keep secrets?

I’ll never tell!

Salad: Describe your hair (color, texture, length).

Sheesh. Which hair? What do you mean, “I wasn’t supposed to go there?”

Main Course: What kind of driver are you? Courteous? Aggressive? Slow?

When driving what? They really need to give me more details if they expect me to answer these questions. When I drive my matchbox cars, they fly through the air. Is that aggressive? They seem like they’re going slow to me, but I’m sure when you consider the scale of them, they’re really moving!

Dessert: When was the last time you had a really bad week?

Ha! I choose not to have bad weeks! Just like when the economy’s in the tank, I just refuse to participate.

Popularity: 29% [?]

For The Children

This one is for all of you with little colored ribbons. This is for you people who continue to vote to take money I earn to give to government education “For The Children.” This is for you foolish children who are wearing any of those rubber bracelets that claim you “care” about global warming. Go get one of these. Do it now. For the Children.

Hat tip to Raven.

Popularity: 29% [?]

More Government Hubris and Newspeak

I realize that the word “newspeak” gets used a lot today. Many times it’s mis-used. If you want to know where it came from, realize that you can now read 1984 online for free. That’s where it started, and that’s where the Ministry of Truth spend all its time telling people lies — and repeating them often enough that they were accepted as truth. Unfortunately, much of government does that today.

How about Philadelphia City Solicitor Shelley Smith, on the kickout out of Boy Scouts:

“We’re not punishing them for not admitting homosexuals, but they can’t get free rent and violate our policy.”

So in other words, according to this government bureaucrat, it’s not called “punishment” when government uses force to make bad things happen to people when the people disobey government edicts. Okay, Mrs. Smith, would you prefer we use the term “extortion?”

And even more, how about this hubris from the very same slimy bureaucrat:

I think they think that their First Amendment right trumps our local ordinance

Wow. Just wow.

Am I the only person left on the planet that actually understand that the United States Constitution IS supposed to be the supreme law of the land? I honestly wonder if she has ever read the Constitution. Seriously. Guess what, Mrs. Smith, the First Amendment of the United States Constitution DOES TRUMP YOUR PIDDLY LOCAL ORDINANCE! You see, if it didn’t, then the Constitution would have, quite literally, no power at all. Gee, sort of like it does today, huh?

Popularity: 24% [?]

NC Get Out Of Jail Free

So, you want to get out of jail free in North Carolina. Maybe you have a life sentence. Perhaps you’ve got 22 years left on your 30-year sentence. That’s okay. If you’re “sick,” then you get out. That’s the decision of the Democrat General Assembly. Oh, you can be sure it’s For The Children (TM) because they want to “save money.”

Once upon a time, prison was a punishment. Sure, our system is based on the Quaker system. Do you know what their purpose was for prison? Nope, not punishment. It was based on the idea that all people were god-fearing people. They believed that putting someone in prison would give that person time to consider what they had done wrong and would allow the guilty to meditate on how to improve their lives and repent for their misdeeds.

Today’s prison system is based on, well, feelings. A few people go to jail to make others feel better. It’s not about punishing people for committing crimes — if it were, a LOT more people would be in jail (like most of the members of the Texas Department of Family Services). It’s not about rehabilitation — if it was the recidivism rate wouldn’t be around 80%. So why do we have prisons today? Perhaps the reason no one can answer that question is why we have so much crime today.

I wonder how the members of the General Assembly will FEEL when someone is let out of jail, set free and let back into society, completely overturning the decision of a jury or judge to incarcerate that person — and that person kills someone. My bet is they won’t care one bit, because they’ll have more taxpayer money to spend.

Popularity: 24% [?]

Friends with Christians? You’re Not Allowed in Government.

Well, not in Michigan, anyway. Especially if the dominant religion in the area is Muslim. Then the Muslims, apparently, gather together to ensure that you’re not allowed to be a government employee. And keep in mind, this has nothing to do with YOUR actual religion, nor even with ANY activity on government grounds. Instead, the only thing Jerry Marszalek apparently did “wrong” was that he was friends with someone who was a Christian — and that is simply not conduct that is allowed by government employees when there are Muslims around.

Wow.

In the case, no one accused Jerry of doing anything wrong. No one said Jerry broke any laws. No one said that Jerry was even a Christian. Instead, one Imad Fadlallah (I wonder what his religion is — it matters) decided to fire Jerry because someone else, somewhere else, baptized a Muslim — and Jerry knew this person. I think that’s what has the Muslim parents so irate — that in this country, according to the laws, people are free to leave the Muslim religion and become Christians. And now that someone has succeeded in converting one of them, head will roll (figuratively now, literally later).

Welcome to non-assimilating Muslims today. Welcome to the religion of “peace” that simply will not allow anyone to be free. Keep in mind, this is the actions of Muslims, not any other religion. And as a matter of fact, this is likely illegal. I hope Jerry brings a civil rights lawsuit against the school and all those Muslim parents are forced to pay a huge settlement — because what they have done is wrong, hurtful, illegal, and incredibly intolerant. So let’s go check on the voices of the left who scream about intolerance all the time:

I see. Let’s head on over to the kings of religious civil rights lawsuits in America, the ACLU:

That’s what I thought. This is a blatant case where a man has been fired for his association with someone else and their religion. Bet you don’t read about that on the nightly news. But if someone had been fired from a government office merely for associating with a Muslim terrorist, you can bet that would be news all over the place.

Anyone know of a place where members of government are free to have a religion and won’t be fired for having the wrong religion? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Popularity: 28% [?]

Christian Libertarianism

This speech is apparently from 1999. I missed it. But it really and truly does describe many of the views I attempt to espouse here at Ogre’s Politics and Views. Not only does it outline how Christianity and Libertarianism can co-exist, it does a great job describing rights and freedoms. And just think — if the forces of Christians and Libertarians joined up together, that would be an awful large voting bloc.

However, most Christians I know think Libertarians are nothing but druggies, while most Libertarians I know hate Christians for having morals. And yes, the media continues to enforce those stereotypes, because as long as those two groups are at odds, socialist Democrats can continue their advance. I suggest all Christians and Libertarians join together this year and support Chuck Baldwin for president.

Popularity: 22% [?]

Flight 93 BlogBurst

Plan your trip to the Flight 93 crash site for the weekend of August 2nd!

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Are you thinking of visiting the Flight 93 crash site? If you plan your visit for the weekend of August 2nd, you can help stop the gigantic terrorist memorial mosque that will soon start rising from the ground there.

August 2nd is the next scheduled public meeting of the Memorial Project, where anyone can sign up to speak during the public comment period. Tom Burnett Sr. (whose son Tom Jr. broke into the cockpit of the hijacked airplane) announced last Friday that he and Alec Rawls will be traveling to Somerset for the August meeting. They will be rallying outdoors, speaking at the public meeting, and visiting the crash site.

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Popularity: 27% [?]

Video Blog for Borders

This week’s topics: Jobs Americans Won’t Do, 100% Preventable, and Americans Need Not Apply. Watch it here.

Popularity: 21% [?]

Your Gun Broke? Go To Jail

Sure, go ahead. Try and convince me how government is good and saving people from themselves and others. Meanwhile, explain why a man has been sent to jail for OVER TWO YEARS because his gun broke. Seriously, there’s nothing more to that story. The man’s gun broke. The government decided they wanted him in jail, so they made up crap and evidence until a judge sent him to jail. Nope, he didn’t commit any other crime. In fact, he didn’t even HAVE the gun when it broke. It broke and he was convicted of letting someone else borrow his gun when it broke. Bet you didn’t know that was against the law, did you?

But hey, one of the main purposes of government today is to ensure that everyone is a criminal so that the government can lock up anyone they don’t like. The message is clear and getting clearer every day: the government is the enemy. And you know that over-and-under shotgun your grandfather gave you? Don’t let someone borrow it, because if it misfires, you will go to jail. And don’t forget — if you want to break laws with literal and complete immunity, all you have to do is join the government. Laws are for suckers, NOT government employees.

Popularity: 34% [?]

Carbon Belch

I’ve just been waiting for this. On June 12th, please gather with me to support Carbon Belch day. Do your best to output as much carbon as you possible can on that day. This will provide more actual evidence (as opposed to imaginary evidence that’s currently being used) of the existence of man-made global warming. If there is such a thing, the planet will warm drastically on the 12th AND WILL STAY WARM all night. I can’t wait.

I used their calculator — I’m shooting for TWO HUNDRED pounds of carbon output on that day. This is exciting. The average American is only belching 41 pounds that day, so I’ll be five people that day! Hooray!

Popularity: 24% [?]

On Liberty

When I write here about freedom and liberty, I realize that many people (especially products of the public education system) have no idea what I’m talking about. Here is an absolutely excellent flash animation that describes what freedom really looks like. This is the freedom that America used to have. This is the freedom that helped build America. And this is the freedom that has all but vanished from America, replaced by an oppressive, violent, out-of-control government system. This is the freedom that I truly yearn for.

Popularity: 26% [?]

Representative Republic?

So, do you still think we live in a society where the People get to decide the laws? That’s what was started back in the late 1700s, in case you didn’t know. But hey, it looks like more and more people are wanting us to go to a system where Those Who Know Better decide ALL laws. And Those Who Know Better don’t even live in this country. But They will make sure they do what’s best for everyone — especially all children. I imagine we would all be better off if we just have government take children right after they’re born. It’s For The Children and the “Public Good” don’t you know.

Popularity: 36% [?]

Texas Continues to Battle Innocent People

The State of Texas continues to battle and harass people who have been convicted of no crimes. Keep in mind, no one has been convicted of ANY crime. No juries have been seated. NO ONE has been proven to be in any danger from anyone at any time. And the initial complaint from a person has been determined to be a hoax. In other words, there is ZERO actual evidence that anyone from the “polygamist sect” has done a thing wrong — except have a religion that the state doesn’t happen to like. You could be next.

So now a judge has ruled that the state screwed up. The appeals court actual admitted that the state had NO right to take the children from innocent people. The judge actually realized that no crimes had been committed and no one was in danger. Therefore, the state is appealing that decision. The state wants these children in their control! Why? Two reasons: because they don’t like the religion and because the state gets piles of cash for each child they have under their control. The state is scared that the families will flee! Well NO KIDDING! If I was being arrested and my family destroyed by a government for NO OTHER REASON than they didn’t like my religion, I’d run, too. Hell, I’d run as soon as the department of child destruction (social services) showed up at my door. Members of the child services ARE DANGEROUS PEOPLE. They are destructive people. The destroy families. And in this case, it’s just because of religion.

What’s more, now the state is trying to smear the families even more. They have released photos that have nothing to do with the situation at hand, just to make people hate the religion more! Based on this “evidence,” the state of Texas should arrest and jail Obama. You see, the state claims that because someone who is associated with this religion committed a crime, ALL people associated with this religion are guilty. Therefore, if justice were applied the same way, since Obama associates and is friends with known criminals, Obama is guilty of terrorism. No, I’m not claiming that, that’s the Texas government that’s making that association.

This is a total farce. This IS a banana republic. You people who claim that Texas is a good place to live must belong to one of the government-approved religions. It’s quite clear that if you disagree with the government, you and your family WILL BE DESTROYED, no matter whether you commit a single crime. What ever happened to justice? What ever happened to being innocent until proven guilty? Why does government insist in punishing people and destroying families without ANY due process of law? This is just totally and completely wrong. And if Texas is allowed to get away with this, YOU MAY BE NEXT.

You see, I don’t believe in the religion of global cooling global warming global climate change. The government does. Therefore, based on this exact case, the government can come to my house and arrest me “for my own good.” And they can arrest you, too. But hey, it’s just those lunatics in that crazy religion, they won’t come after YOU, will they?

Popularity: 28% [?]

Robert Pittenger

Robert Pittenger is running for Lt. Governor in North Carolina on the Republican ticket. He won the recent Republican primary election. He’s also a sitting NC Senator. However, unlike most politicians (and more than a few current politicians, including all the presidential candidates); Robert Pittenger yesterday announced that he would step down from his Senate seat while campaigning. That’s a pretty good move and shows class — instead of the usual politician who misses votes and discussions on current legislation to run for another political office.

Yes, Bob Rucho will likely be his successor. But this move was not timed to take choice away from the people. In fact, Bob Rucho had already won election to this seat — because this Senate seat is in a Republicans-only district (the Democrats in the NC Senate, who have been in control of the Senate for over 100 years without a break, draw the districts to elect the senators they want, so there is no election in the fall for Senate seats). In other words, there is no opposition to run against Rucho in the fall, so the election has already been decided (as are 90+% of all state legislature elections already).

So I say, nicely done Mr. Pittenger. And I shall be pulling for you in the fall. I live in a strong Republican district, so you’ve already won my district. Maybe you can win a few more for small government.

Popularity: 26% [?]

Rubberband Man

This song is just a riot. And how tired do you suppose those guys are after performing?

Popularity: 22% [?]

GOOG 411?

Hey, anyone know about this? I want to know what’s in it for Google? They’re about information — are they collecting information about your calls? Maybe I’m just suspicious, but perhaps I’m just wondering…

Popularity: 22% [?]

Carbon Rationing in England

The government in England is preparing for “Carbon Rationing.” Yes, the adherents to the religion of global warming are going to use government force to ensure you don’t use more than what Those Who Know Better determine is the “appropriate” amount of carbon. Oh, they’re not going to do it now — because they don’t think people will like it now. But they WILL do it soon.

There is no word whether or not breathing will be covered, but it seems likely. If you breathe “too much,” then you produce “too much” carbon. Therefore, it’s only logical that the rations will cover the number of breaths you take in a day and how much gas you expel from the other end. No word on how they’re going to monitor the amount of gas you expel, but you can be sure they will be able to create a government agency to monitor that, too. And if you expel “too much,” government will certainly jail you — they have no other choice.

I wonder what it would be like to live in freedom and have the freedom to believe whatever religion I wanted, without government intervention?

Popularity: 28% [?]