This one is for all of you with little colored ribbons. This is for you people who continue to vote to take money I earn to give to government education “For The Children.” This is for you foolish children who are wearing any of those rubber bracelets that claim you “care” about global warming. Go get one of these. Do it now. For the Children.
Hat tip to Raven.
Popularity: 29% [?]
I’ve just been waiting for this. On June 12th, please gather with me to support Carbon Belch day. Do your best to output as much carbon as you possible can on that day. This will provide more actual evidence (as opposed to imaginary evidence that’s currently being used) of the existence of man-made global warming. If there is such a thing, the planet will warm drastically on the 12th AND WILL STAY WARM all night. I can’t wait.
I used their calculator — I’m shooting for TWO HUNDRED pounds of carbon output on that day. This is exciting. The average American is only belching 41 pounds that day, so I’ll be five people that day! Hooray!
Popularity: 24% [?]
The State of Texas continues to battle and harass people who have been convicted of no crimes. Keep in mind, no one has been convicted of ANY crime. No juries have been seated. NO ONE has been proven to be in any danger from anyone at any time. And the initial complaint from a person has been determined to be a hoax. In other words, there is ZERO actual evidence that anyone from the “polygamist sect” has done a thing wrong — except have a religion that the state doesn’t happen to like. You could be next.
So now a judge has ruled that the state screwed up. The appeals court actual admitted that the state had NO right to take the children from innocent people. The judge actually realized that no crimes had been committed and no one was in danger. Therefore, the state is appealing that decision. The state wants these children in their control! Why? Two reasons: because they don’t like the religion and because the state gets piles of cash for each child they have under their control. The state is scared that the families will flee! Well NO KIDDING! If I was being arrested and my family destroyed by a government for NO OTHER REASON than they didn’t like my religion, I’d run, too. Hell, I’d run as soon as the department of child destruction (social services) showed up at my door. Members of the child services ARE DANGEROUS PEOPLE. They are destructive people. The destroy families. And in this case, it’s just because of religion.
What’s more, now the state is trying to smear the families even more. They have released photos that have nothing to do with the situation at hand, just to make people hate the religion more! Based on this “evidence,” the state of Texas should arrest and jail Obama. You see, the state claims that because someone who is associated with this religion committed a crime, ALL people associated with this religion are guilty. Therefore, if justice were applied the same way, since Obama associates and is friends with known criminals, Obama is guilty of terrorism. No, I’m not claiming that, that’s the Texas government that’s making that association.
This is a total farce. This IS a banana republic. You people who claim that Texas is a good place to live must belong to one of the government-approved religions. It’s quite clear that if you disagree with the government, you and your family WILL BE DESTROYED, no matter whether you commit a single crime. What ever happened to justice? What ever happened to being innocent until proven guilty? Why does government insist in punishing people and destroying families without ANY due process of law? This is just totally and completely wrong. And if Texas is allowed to get away with this, YOU MAY BE NEXT.
You see, I don’t believe in the religion of global cooling global warming global climate change. The government does. Therefore, based on this exact case, the government can come to my house and arrest me “for my own good.” And they can arrest you, too. But hey, it’s just those lunatics in that crazy religion, they won’t come after YOU, will they?
Popularity: 28% [?]
The government in England is preparing for “Carbon Rationing.” Yes, the adherents to the religion of global warming are going to use government force to ensure you don’t use more than what Those Who Know Better determine is the “appropriate” amount of carbon. Oh, they’re not going to do it now — because they don’t think people will like it now. But they WILL do it soon.
There is no word whether or not breathing will be covered, but it seems likely. If you breathe “too much,” then you produce “too much” carbon. Therefore, it’s only logical that the rations will cover the number of breaths you take in a day and how much gas you expel from the other end. No word on how they’re going to monitor the amount of gas you expel, but you can be sure they will be able to create a government agency to monitor that, too. And if you expel “too much,” government will certainly jail you — they have no other choice.
I wonder what it would be like to live in freedom and have the freedom to believe whatever religion I wanted, without government intervention?
Popularity: 28% [?]
I’m thinking of changing religion. No, not because I’m unhappy with mine, but because I see another religion where I might be able to make a LOT of money. In fact, this religion is based on getting cash for the high priests of the religion. And our next president openly demands everyone tithe to this religion. So I think I’m going to join now so I can get in on the early cash. Of course, that religion is the religion of man-made global warming.
Now I realize it’s a complete and total lie. Actual facts (which are irrelevant in today’s society and government):
* Global warming is not a result of man’s activity;
* It cannot be stopped by actions of government or business;
* It is not bad for man and Earth, but good;
* It is part of a cyclical and natural trend of cooling and warming, not a one-way street;
* The slight warming we’ve witnessed in the last 20 years is not unusual;
* Global warming is not caused by carbon dioxide levels – natural or manmade.
But since our government is going to force people to pay for this religion, why not get in on the ground floor? So please send me $10 each for this month’s atonement for all the evil that you are doing to the planet that has supported you for so long. Continue sending me your atonements each month. I will forward them to the appropriate government religion agencies (Cabinet level Department of earth). After 10 months, you will rise to the next level of your discipleship.
And just think, all your kids who have gone to government schools have been throughly trained in this religion and if you disagree with them, they’ll just think you’re an idiot — that’s what their teachers/priests have told them. Don’t believe me? Just ask any 12-16 year old in a government school. Seriously.
Popularity: 24% [?]
I couldn’t think of any way to shorten that title. That’s just accurate. You see, there’s a textbook, “American Government.” In the book, apparently there’s a section that describes scientific observation. The textbook dares to say that science isn’t perfect and there might actually be some questions about some science. Then it goes much further and actually questions algore’s religion. Since the book actually suggests that there might be people who disagree with algore’s global warming religion, liberals are lining up to complain and get the book changed. The publisher, interested in obtaining sales to the liberal school systems, will be quick to comply. There is no room for actual truth in government, liberals, or the school system. DO NOT QUESTION THEM or you will be shut up.
I bet student Matthew LaClair has a bright future as a “leader” in the anti-American, anti-truth, anti-freedom Democrat Party.
Popularity: 38% [?]
algore says you must believe him and every word he utters, or you’re a fool. No, it doesn’t matter what he says. No, it doesn’t matter if you can find truckloads of evidence that shows he’s a liar. It’s simple: you believe him, or you’re just a stupid moron. After all, he won a Nobel Hate-America Prize, so he MUST be right.
Again, at issue is whether Man (and women) is making the earth warmer. To accept this idea, you have to completely ignore that giant ball of gas that warms the surface of the earth 20 degree (F) or more every single day. You have to ignore that the amount of CO2, one of the things that high priest algore blames for his religion, produced by man is a fraction of a percent of that produced by trees. And you have to be so self-centered to accept first that the world it tens of billions of years old, but then also to accept that measurements of the last century or so can be extrapolated by magic over those tens of billions of years.
So what’s the cult of man-made global warming, led by high priest algore all about? One thing, and one thing alone: cash. Every time you hear a single report about anything related to this religion, just follow the money. It’s always there.
Keep in mind, you also have to be so self-centered that you believe man is capable of raising the temperature of the earth but can’t even manage to exterminate cockroaches.
Popularity: 16% [?]
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