Ogre’s Politics and Views

So, what’s been going on in this crazy “Democracy” of a country these days?

Well, if you are found with poop in your yard, that’s $1,000 fine. No, really. In Denver, if there’s poop in your yard, that will cost you $1000, and the city will send police to your house to fine you. If you don’t pay the fine, you will be jailed or shot for having poop in your yard. If you don’t like your neighbor there, just send your dog to their yard, and they’ll get the fine. There’s no word from police officials if the fine will be smaller for poop from other animals. Fourth amendment? I keep telling you, the Constitution does not apply today. You own nothing in this country. The government owns all and knows all. Disobey and you will be killed (seriously).

Florida marginally recognized that there might be a right to bear arms. They’re not really sure. Of course, the interpretation that appears to have been given makes sense — people have the right to bear arms and employers can’t disarm their employees. At the same time, businesses CAN set limits on who they allow in their private property (armed customers). Feel free, businesses of Florida, to post signs that tell criminals that all your customers are unarmed. And go ahead and ask North Carolina businesses how well that worked out when Grass Roots North Carolina started posting a list of all businesses that did so.

Do you have an incurable disease that is spread easily? Is it a deadly disease that kills most people who get it? Well then, you’re not to be quarantined and kept away from other people so you don’t spread the deadly disease. Instead, President Bush welcomes you to America! Yes, bring us your huddled and diseased masses to spread your disease here! No, this has absolutely NOTHING to do with your race, color, sex, or anything else. It’s simply lifting a ban on people with serious, deadly, contagious diseases from entering this country. Oh, right, what country? For a minute there I was living in the past — a time when America had borders and citizens.

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