A Blonde and Stamps
Posted on December 3rd, 2007 by Ogre
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”
The blonde says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.
Hat Tip to GM Roper!
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This one may be old….
4 Blondes walk into a bar with a jig-saw puzzle
set down at the table and start ordering drinks.
After a few drinks they begin to get louder and shout out after each shot “4-6! 4-6!”
The bartender goes about his work until later in the night when he can no longer take it. He walks up tp the table and asks “Why do you guys shout out keep shouting 4-6, 4-6?”
The girls look up at the man and say…”see this puzzle?, well everyone says blondes are dumb, well we proved them wrong….we completed this puzzle in 9 hours…look on the side of the box…it clearly says 4-6 years….we did it in 9 hours!”
Indeed an oldie — but a goodie! Thanks for stopping along!
I’m not sure if I think this is funny.
Look, just because someone overheard you in line…
I think some Ogres live dangerously! lol!
That’s for sure!
Heh, I think the comments are funnier than my original joke. Thanks for the H/T Ogre.
Thanks for the joke!