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You Are A Nerd If…
Posted on July 7th, 2008 by Ogre
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal
If you have more toys than your kids
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you rush up to the front to fix it
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
If you have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already
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“If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.”
Have you been talking to my family? I deny anything they’ve said!
I just have pictures of your attic and garage and all the “remains.”