10 Signs of the Computer Hacker
I can neither confirm nor deny having done any of these things.
10. You ticked him off once, and your next phone bill was for $20,000.
9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network goes down.
6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net.”
4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. His video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among hobbies.
2. When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President.”
1. You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, Professor I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer-Science!”
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Hey, I think I know that guy!
Ogre, I’ve enjoyed your silliness posts as I’ve scrolled down and read. Great stuff bud.
And your 4th post was terrific as well. Thanks for being a patriiot!
hey Ogreeeeeeeeeeee…HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO YOU AND YOURS !!…
I can’t confirm or deny alot of stuff either.
Thanks for stopping along, everyone.
And GM, are you trying to say that my blog is funny? I hope you mean funny, ha ha and not funny, strange…
Orge, I have worked along side people like that! Fortunately, I’m not smart enough to do that stuff, but I have come up with some good office pranks… like setting up a coworkers unprotected PC with a passworded screen saver and then setting a screen shot of the “Blue Screen of Death” as the screen saver screen. I only do it as a service to the coworker that “security is very important though”. hehehe!!!! Hope you had a great Independence Day!
I had a wonderful holiday and am having trouble trying to get back into reading the horrible stuff that passes as news these days…
I am finally going to take “a day off next week”… a paid day off. I am really excited too! The last week has been like someone turned up the burner so I decided I have “one earned PTO day now… so I’m taking it! Sad but true, I haven’t had vacation that I didn’t use to work on my house and stuff like that in years! It’s been 12 years!
My suggestion? Don’t read or listen to a single news or media outlet on your day off — not one!