Ogre’s Politics and Views

Road sign in Roosevelt, Utah: “Rest Area Next Right” - the next right leads a person right into to a cemetery.

A sign in the local opportunity shop says, “If your going to steal, then smile for the camera.”

While stopped at an intersection I noticed a man standing on the corner in front of a Burger King. He was holding a ign that read “Will work for food.” If he had only looked up, he would have noticed that the Burger King sign directly above him read “Now hiring.”

At an office: “This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises,bonses and promotions.”

SEEN ON A BILLBOARD ALONG A HIGHWAY: “Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.”

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