Ogre’s Politics and Views

Well, I had been forgetting to do these lighter posts on Fridays. I remembered them because Raven posted one. So I headed on over to the Friday Feast site, only to find that the chef is on vacation! Well, since I missed last week’s feast, I figure it’s okay for me to post last week’s feast today! Hooray!

Appetizer: What is the nearest big city to your home?

What’s “big?” Do you mean “big” as in population? Does it mean the tallest building? Maybe the fattest building? And which “home?” My hometown? The town I grew up in? The town I live in now? And what if my home is in a big city? This question is a tough one!

Soup: On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how well do you keep secrets?

I’ll never tell!

Salad: Describe your hair (color, texture, length).

Sheesh. Which hair? What do you mean, “I wasn’t supposed to go there?”

Main Course: What kind of driver are you? Courteous? Aggressive? Slow?

When driving what? They really need to give me more details if they expect me to answer these questions. When I drive my matchbox cars, they fly through the air. Is that aggressive? They seem like they’re going slow to me, but I’m sure when you consider the scale of them, they’re really moving!

Dessert: When was the last time you had a really bad week?

Ha! I choose not to have bad weeks! Just like when the economy’s in the tank, I just refuse to participate.

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