Carbon Belch
Posted on May 29th, 2008 by Ogre
I’ve just been waiting for this. On June 12th, please gather with me to support Carbon Belch day. Do your best to output as much carbon as you possible can on that day. This will provide more actual evidence (as opposed to imaginary evidence that’s currently being used) of the existence of man-made global warming. If there is such a thing, the planet will warm drastically on the 12th AND WILL STAY WARM all night. I can’t wait.
I used their calculator — I’m shooting for TWO HUNDRED pounds of carbon output on that day. This is exciting. The average American is only belching 41 pounds that day, so I’ll be five people that day! Hooray!
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This is my strong suit… I’m quite sure I can fart about a ton of carbon personally on that day, and it makes a far greater statement on my feelings about “Global Warming”.
Well I think that’s why they didn’t put me in charge of naming this day. I would have named it “Carbon Fart Day.”