Carbon Rationing in England
The government in England is preparing for “Carbon Rationing.” Yes, the adherents to the religion of global warming are going to use government force to ensure you don’t use more than what Those Who Know Better determine is the “appropriate” amount of carbon. Oh, they’re not going to do it now — because they don’t think people will like it now. But they WILL do it soon.
There is no word whether or not breathing will be covered, but it seems likely. If you breathe “too much,” then you produce “too much” carbon. Therefore, it’s only logical that the rations will cover the number of breaths you take in a day and how much gas you expel from the other end. No word on how they’re going to monitor the amount of gas you expel, but you can be sure they will be able to create a government agency to monitor that, too. And if you expel “too much,” government will certainly jail you — they have no other choice.
I wonder what it would be like to live in freedom and have the freedom to believe whatever religion I wanted, without government intervention?
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Well, they just had a woman on Hannity and Colmes last night, who was…guess what…. blaming obesity for global warming, and suggesting ….. drum roll please…. that the government have a role in food consumption…. Oh, to be free!!!!!
Wait, I thought we were supposed to blame Bush for that one?