Give Me Your Money
No, really. Just hand it over. You can send it to me in check or money order, or just cash is fine. But I demand you send me your money. Now if you’re an employee of SuperAmerica, or if you listen to the advice of police chiefs everywhere, you have no choice. You should not resist. You should just hand me your cash now — even Capt. Rick Mathwig of the Roseville Police Department says that you should.
There’s so many things wrong with this situation, I don’t know where to begin.
But hey, if you want to rob a store, just head on over to the SuperAmerica (and most other C-Stores have the same policy). If you put a mask on, the employees won’t stop you and the police will make no attempt to catch you. Honestly, you can just walk in and demand money and no one cares — absolutely no one. Now use common sense if you want some cash — be sure to not rob them when the police are actually in the parking lot. If they’re not, just feel free to grab money whenever you need it — you won’t get in any trouble and no one will resist.
I seriously think that more people need to start ripping off (robbing is such a strong word since there’s zero risk) more and more of these stores. When the store starts getting stuck and can’t find anyone to work there because they’re worried about being robbed, maybe the store will do something. I doubt it, though.
And hey, if you’re worried that you can’t get enough cash from one store, there’s four SuperAmericas in Roseville, MN that you’re allowed to rob without anyone caring. Heck, if you only get $15 a night, that’s $300 a week (assuming you take weekends off). Go on, head on over and grab some free cash — no one will stop you.
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