Another Lawsuit Lottery Entrant
Everyone please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Domalewski, the latest contestants in “So, you want a huge pile of cash for nothing” game. Our latest couple wants a giant cash payment from, well, anyone with money. Therefore, they’ve targeted manufacturers of metal bats, a store that sells bats, and the Little League organization that actually has the gall to USE metal bat to, yes, hit baseballs.
You see, their son, Steven, was involved in a tragic accident two years ago involving a baseball. This couple, with the help of a miserable bottom-feeder (read: lawyer) decided that because there was an accident, they should have a few million dollars. That’s pretty much the whole story — at least all the parts that are relevant.
Once again, the only way to stop these foolish, evil people from clogging up the legal system and costing everyone cash in the form of more laws, restrictions, and insurance expenses, is to fine them and their lawyer for filing a frivolous lawsuit. Unfortunately, it likely won’t make it to a jury because the companies will likely settle for a pile of cash because that’s actually cheaper than the lawsuit going to trial. Greedy, selfish people like this only drive the prices of everything up.
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THAT is a great suggestion Ogre. Too bad we don’t have legislators with the kahonas to make that law!
That’s because way too many legislators ARE lawyers and have already made their fortunes through such means. The first step (beyond that whole 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean) is to not allow lawyers to be politicians. Now THAT would be awesome.
I like the 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean, as you know… sort of a project kickoff!!!! I know… we’d never get away with it.
I remember that joke from when I was a kid. Now that I know a number of lawyers, well, the joke still works in most cases.