A Few Ponderings
From GM (with my responses):
Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. But it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Duh. Government. They collect taxes on anything.
What disease did cured ham actually have?
You do not want to know. Then again, why do you care? After all, it’s been cured!
Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
Maybe because they woke up every two hours? When I hear people say that, I apologize to them. That really confuses them.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
Yes.
No.
Wait, do YOU want to be the policeman who pulls them over?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Because all his cash for ACME products was via government grants to “invest” in the local desert economy. He bought dinner once, but the IRS audited him. Why do you think he lives in a cave now?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If it did, we’d have an AWFUL lot more morality around today.
Oh come on, smile! It’s not that bad (despite the daily loss of freedoms).
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lol..o yea!!
Thanks for the laugh mon ami! I really liked your explanation for Wylie E. Coyote! I always thought he was probably a liberal… spending a lot of money on a lost cause when he could have found a practical solution for less!
An it’s so unfortunate that government really is so involved in every aspect of everyone’s life today.