Ogre’s Politics and Views

Oh, we’ve got to ban those evil toys. After all, they’re scary. And some lunatics actually believe they’re dangerous. Therefore, since so many plastic weapons are killing people and scaring people, they need to be banned. What? They’re not killing anyone? Oh, but they’re scary. Hey, Muslim dress scares me, can we ban it?

Officer Micheal Hoover was terrified when he drove by a car and saw a plastic gun. And when he took his case to a courtroom, the jury figured such a professional should actually be able to tell the difference between a toy gun and a real gun.

And Tennessee wants to make up a new crime — threatening people with a fake gun. I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure it’s already against the law to threaten anyone with, well, anything. Maybe that’s not against the law in Tennessee. Got to have laws to protect people from being scared, don’t we? I’m scared of IRS agents. Can we PLEASE ban them, too? They kill and destroy a LOT more people than toy guns.

And yes, of course, we already have a FEDERAL law that requires the toys — wait. Did you know that the federal government has empowered itself to pass laws regarding a toy? Yes, they regulate TOY guns. All toy guns must meet requirements of the federal government. What sort of screwed up system of government do we have? I wish we had a federal government that was concerned with a few national issues — like the national borders we used to have. Wouldn’t that be nice? But no, our federal government is spending their time giving away cash to people who don’t earn it and regulating plastic toys.

As usual, this is being sold as “For the Children (TM).” You see, “children” are removing the orange tips and are getting shot. I’m not sure why that’s a problem. If you want to make the police think you have a weapon, why shouldn’t you be shot?

Just more evidence that this government is far, far beyond control and utterly worthless. I wish we had a government by the people instead of by the government, for the government. Oh, how I yearn for freedom.

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