Fat Cheerleaders?

I really have to wonder what’s in the mind of the marketing moguls in Florida. The Florida Marlins. For the last two years, they have had the lowest attendance in the Major Leagues. In other words, no one is showing up to watch this team play. So, in some twisted sense of logic, the Marlins think that if they get a bunch of fat guys to show up and dance, that somehow MORE people will show up.

I’m betting that the fat guys will bring a few friends, but the rolls of fat will likely make more people stay away. I know I’d be staying far, far away from that stadium. And this from a league that’s trying to remain family-friendly?

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6 Responses to “Fat Cheerleaders?”

  1. The Marlins are still playing?

    Amazing, in a city of that size that their attendence blows so bad. It’s no wonder they are having a tough time getting a new stadium.

    I mean, Miami, hot, tanned chicks in bikini’s, and they do fat guys who probably look like Ted Kennedy.

  2. And they actually think that somehow this will INCREASE attendance!

  3. Speaking of Ted Kennedy, that senile tub of libtard lard is singing to people at Obama rallys and it’s horrible! I mean, I think he has lost his mind (probably too much alcohol over the years… the brain cells died!). If I were Obama, I’d say “no thanks Teddy”!!! And he did it in Texas! In Spanish no less! They played the clips on Sean Hannity. I couldn’t believe it!

  4. Obama’s using Kennedy to get the NE liberal vote away from Hillary. And the attempt to sing in Spanish is to pander to the illegal alien voting bloc.

  5. Well, it was the most horrible sounding display of stupidity I ever heard! I think the man is brain damaged!!! LOL!!!

  6. That’s what decades of heavy alcohol use does!

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