You Know You’re Old When…
(in honor of the oldest one of all, GM Roper):
Your “investment” in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
You don’t care where your wife goes, just so you don’t have to go along.
People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
Happy hour is a nap.
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
“Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.
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People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
People do that now to us
Gee, thanks Ogre, I think I better call the retirement home and make a reservation!
QW? So you’re admitting you’re old?
I’m officially old now LOL
[...] Ogre explains how you know when you are old [...]
Lots OLD people around here…
Uhhh, isn’t that http://gmroper.mu.nu….. wonder how you managed to forget that Ogre… maybe you are getting OLD
No, it’s gmroper.com . Really. Who’s getting old now?