Karen Ray: Sexist?

Press Release:

North Carolina Representative Karen Ray was just elected as the State Director for people who don’t have penises. If you have one, you’re not allowed in this exclusive group, because they judge people primarily on whether or not they have one, not on their actual abilities or accomplishments.

The president of this organization congratulated Ray, saying, “We Who Judge Based On Gender Alone congratulates Representative Ray in her new position as a State Director. State Directors play a critical role in setting policy priorities for our penis-less organization. Representative Ray is a recognized leader without a penis in her state, and we are excited that she will now share her leadership skills with other women policymakers throughout the country — but not with men, because we hate all men because they have a penis and we do not.”

At the 14th Annual State Directors Conference, women state legislators will hear from expert speakers (not men) on a variety of public policy topics and their impact on states. Topics to be discussed vary, but will be judged also on their gender, not on their actual value to anyone other than women. Because this group cannot be concerned with anything associated with males, apparently.

About Women In Government
Women In Government is a national 501(c)(3), non-profit, bi-partisan, sexist organization of only women state legislators who hate men providing leadership opportunities, networking, expert forums, and educational resources to address and resolve complex public policy issues for women only; leading the women only of the nation with a bold, courageous, female, and passionate vision that empowers and mobilizes all women (and not men) legislators to effect sound policy that is based on gender decision, not facts or reality.

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Man, don’t you just love government? Aren’t you glad we have representatives that can spend time and money on such sexist activities? Oh wait, was I not supposed to call them sexist because they’re female?

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3 Responses to “Karen Ray: Sexist?”

  1. I heard that these WWP groups have to leave the prosthetic ones at the front door and their “super secret ceremony” includes dropping their drawers and proving that they don’ t have any kahonas! Do you think that’s true??? Brahahaha!!! I hate feminazis. They are such hippocrites. With all the “honor killings” and little girls being sexually mutilated and they don’t say squat! But let some man get through a divorce with enough money to live on or with joint custody of his children… and it’s outrage!

  2. Dropping their drawers? Stop it, you’re scaring the children! And now my brains needs to be washed after that searing image…

  3. Sorry bout the “ugly visual”… [H-A-M holds her head in shame!]… but I know it’s all true!!! I just know it!!!

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