Get Cash, Get Fat
What a deal. Gee, I sure hope the government health care plans of Romney and Hillary are as good as the socialist plan in England. I mean, this is just great. Here’s how it works: if you’re overweight, you get free money. If you’re working hard to remain fit and healthy, STOP! Instead, just sit back, relax, and gain some weight — then the government will give you cash, too!
Heck, I might even go into business here. I can have late night infomercials:
“Are you not getting your share of the £372 million that the government is giving away? We can help you get more free cash from government! With our groundbreaking, scientific plan developed by medical scientists, in less than 2 weeks, you, too can start getting government cash.
“Just follow our patented plan X and you’ll gain at least 20 pounds in one week. The plan, and included food, is just £5 a day. And, for no extra charge, as a free bonus, we’ll include the proper government forms for you to fill out to claim your free cash from the government! It’s a no-lose investment — you pay us a mere £5 a day for a few weeks, then the monthly government checks just start rolling in! Call now!”
Oh, how I yearn for freedom.
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in related news . . . I learned that the combined incomes of my husband and myself mean that we will not benefit from that tax stimulus plan that everyone is agreeing upon. Why do I feel like this is something I will get to pay for but not get the benefit of? Oh yes, because it is!
You evil, evil capitalist! You’re evil because you make money! It’s just not fair that you work while other people don’t. It’s not fair that you have more than others who sleep until noon every day! And government WILL use force to take from you and give to them until it IS fair.
OK… I’m curious now… what’s the ceiling for singles and couples on this one? I have avoided it as it’s insane and doesn’t fix anything… but now I’m curiouis.
175 pounds.
What???