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The Sky Is NOT Falling!
Posted on January 16th, 2008 by Ogre
Hey look: another contest! But this one is open to those age 18 and older, and it’s a hoot:
Are you shocked, amused or just plain disgusted about what your kids are being told about global warming? Kids Ahead, the publisher of the new book, The Sky’s Not Falling: Why It’s OK to Chill About Global Warming wants to hear your kids’ funny, unbelievable, or just plain weird stories of greenie overreach.
That’s just neat. I think I’m going to submit a video. It will just be of the sun. I could be wrong, but my theory is that warming comes from the sun. Environmentalists think my theory is crazy, but I like it.
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Great Theory!! I like it too.
Yeah, but those who support that theory are branded as heretics in the religion of global warming (one of the official religions of government these days).
AL GORE has taken away CHICKEN LITTLE JOB
Someone has to have the job of keeping people scared so they will stay in line and worship government.
Personally, I’m selling Carbon Offset coupons on my website… a great little gift that keeps on giving all through the year, and all around our pretty little planet. Buy today, you’ll feel so much better you did….. In fact, buy several, and then go smoke a turkey in the back yard, yack on your cell phone for hours, what the hell, you can even fly to Fiji on a Jumbo Jet, all with a clear conscience!!!!!!!Happy Holidays!!!!
I’m going to sell mine for less than you so I can sell more of them. And I’ll make mine bigger, too!
My bigger, better plan than yours is that when my company fails, and you’re still working your butt off peddling bigger, better carbon offset coupons than mine, I’ll be getting a bailout package… TAKE THAT!
Oh yeah? Well I’m going to apply for bailout cash now, because if the government doesn’t give it to me, then ONE person will be out of a job!
…and I’m going to apply for retroactive bailout cash to beat your bailout cash…. heck, I may even ask for a do-over in some past election, and take back cash you’ve already made, and then redistribute it….that should put DOZENS of people out of a job…….I may even hire the Big 3 CEO’s as consutlants!