“Black” = Forbidden

If you say the word “black” to describe something that is the color formerly known as black, you may be fired. No, you don’t have to say it in a mean way. Nope, the person who you’re talking to doesn’t even have to be offended. Instead, today, if ANYONE HEARS YOU, who decides to be “offended,” you’re fired.

I’m not sure how we’re supposed to describe things. Things that you can say now that will get you fired:

They just paved my road with BLACKtop.
Those sure are some BLACK clouds up there.
I’m not going in that water, it’s BLACK.
The suspect has long, greasy, BLACK hair.
I just bought a new BLACK shirt.
Which logo do you like better, the BLACK one or the white one?
See that person over there, the one with BLACK skin?
I’d like to join the BLACK political caucus.

Government today is so worthless, it’s beyond words to describe it. And yes, it was government that decided to fire someone because they were overheard describing a black person as, well, as black person.

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4 Responses to ““Black” = Forbidden”

  1. Geez Ogre, I thought this was about the greatest demokrat in the history of North Carolina, Uncle Jim Black.

    OT: I know a lot of demokrats in NC are singing praises to Uncle Jim Black. He is the demokrats demokrat, i.e., he is keeping his mouth shut, so all the rest won’t follow him to the Federal Penitentiary. Image most of the elected demokrats at the State House actually being where they truly belong — prison. But thanks to the silence of Uncle Jim, these elected official will never see day one in prison. I’m sure when Uncle Jim get out, he will be well rewarded.

    Back to the “black” word as an issue: For instance, in every demokate, where their soul should be, you will find a blackhole instead.

  2. Hmmm. I just paved my drive way with “ass-fault” *snicker*

  3. Remember, there’s always the “Blazing Saddles” response….schwartzen? If they don’t know what you mean, you may just have a running start…..

  4. Wutdo, you might be jailed for saying the word “Black.” His name is now “Jim African-American.”

    Schwartzen? :) I think I’ll call everything that.

    Oddy, was that “code word” for black? That’s a-jailin.

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